If ever there were a subgenre that demonstrates the idiom, “Don’t judge a book by its cover,” unsplatterpunk is it. Unsplatterpunk offers the same vile ingredients of splatterpunk, literature’s most extreme progeny, with one exception: somewhere within all that nastiness, unsplatterpunk offers a message that promotes virtue.
TQF is seeking fiction or satire submissions (no poetry please) for an unsplatterpunk special slated for publication in December of this year. Please note that TQF is a non-paying hobby zine, so if writing fiction is your job, this won’t be the project for you; this is for the dilettantes, the hobbyists, the Saturday afternoon softball players and Sunday morning footballers. As always, the zine will be available free in pdf, epub and mobi formats, as well as on Kindle and in print via Amazon at the cheapest possible price.
TQF regular Douglas J. Ogurek will edit the issue. Here’s Douglas:
Ever heard Sir Philip Sidney’s dictum that literature should “teach and delight?” We’re going to apply that sage advice to horror’s most controversial subgenre: splatterpunk. Well, maybe “teach and disgust” is more appropriate in this case.
Unsplatterpunk has all the gore, depravity, and violence of splatterpunk, plus it embeds a positive message.
- Offend John and Jane Doe in the first couple of sentences
- Make story concept as attention-getting as a balloon popping at a party
- Approach your subject matter with a 14-year-old boy’s mentality, but align your technique with that of a literary virtuoso
- Incorporate a positive message
- Try to avoid revenge or comeuppance stories: they often fail to teach a virtue
So give us your taboo and your controversial. Give us your cartoonish violence and over-the-top carnage. Just don’t forget the positive message.
Deadline: August 31, 2016
Word count: 500 – 10,000
Multiple submissions: No
Simultaneous submissions: No
File name: Unsplatterpunk[story title][author surname]
Payment: Non-paying zine (free epub, mobi and pdf copies available to everyone including contributors) plus recognition for helping create a new subgenre
Send submissions as a .doc or .rtf attachment, along with a 3rd person bio, to TQFunsplatterpunk@gmail.com. Please include UNSPLATTERPUNK in the subject line.
After publication, you are free to reprint your story elsewhere, but please credit Theaker’s Quarterly Fiction for original publication.
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