Ten signs you have an unhealthy relationship with the internet

Ten signs you (okay, I) have an unhealthy relationship with the internet:

1. You don’t get any work done at all when the internet is on.
2. Your children have had to password protect their Kindles to stop you using them to go online.
3. You would rather spend all day refreshing Digital Spy for new items than doing anything else.
4. You really miss reading Ceefax from 100 to 999.
5. You can’t put your cursor in Chrome’s box without autotyping the first two letters of your favourite url.
6. You actually use the internet browser on your Xbox 360 or PS3.
7. You spend more time reading Guardian comment threads than reading to your children.
8. You’re happy when people start arguing on Twitter.
9. You spend more time looking at the websites of wallies than the websites of people you respect.
10. You read listicles right to the end.

What are your worst (PG-rated) internet habits?

Wednesday is list day. This is list #13.